Friday, 14 February 2014

Monday 10th February: Stating the Obvious

I like to state the obvious, but I use this in an ironic manner and generally in my sarcasm in more of a 'Really? No shit Sherlock' fashion. But what I can't stand is someone that states the obvious to a) create drama, b) draw attention to themselves in a conversation or c) does it for no real purpose other than the fact that they are idiots. 

A recent school trip has helped me realise my limits as far as morons stating the obvious. I do not need minute by minute updates of students that are smoking, thank you very much. Not necessary. 

Just an helpful hint: if you are going to state the obvious, change the tone into a beautiful melody of sarcasm. 

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